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* You feel as though you haven't got enough
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Breast fed baby goes to doctors- Joke

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Post by SarahW on Sun May 11, 2008 11:40 pm

A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.

She was told to go into a room and wait for the doctor.

After arriving there, the doctor examined and asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"

"Breast fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did.

He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed said, "No wonder this baby is hungry.

You don't have any milk."

"Naturally," she said, "I'm his aunt. But I'm glad I came."
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Post by just Rachel on Mon May 12, 2008 5:06 am

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Post by Helen on Mon May 12, 2008 11:28 am

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Post by angpixi on Mon May 12, 2008 11:36 am

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